like i said, there's always something to write about. but in a plain ol' boring day like this? (note: yes. as always) hrrmm... well still true. but in a 'whole lot of nonsense' kind of way.

here's one for example:

MY PET GUINEA PIG 

    (think: chunky typewritten paper by a chunky      typewriter.)

One faithful day, my pet guinea pig, Bully, went out to play with her best-EST buddy--my cheesy brother. Unfortunately, while my brother was feeding Bully with chocolate chip pizza, the current went out and there was a huge black hole hanging around the ceiling on which some stars happen to party all night. Unfortunately, due to some technical problems, their casual partying stopped, with the faucet drowning them. So they fled away up to the skies where the moon told them never to party and drink parsley soda in big-martini-glasses-where-they-all-placed-a-chunk-of-lemon-on-the-side EVER AGAIN!

According to the dictionary, the lemon was drained and marinated in the deep ocean waters where the sea creatures live in and multiply. And when there are sea creatures, there are tree papers. We used to use papers from trees, but nowadays, we have something we call Microsoft Word. We may also own various versions of the said program in our average daily personal computers and lappies, like Adobe Photoshop CS2. Hey, why not Microsoft Adobe Word Puzzle? Preoww!

So, will Bill Gates invent the inky thang? Nobody knows. Nobody cares. Like my pal, Chippy. He's a great pal. He'll be there through thick and thin--only until you wolf it down on its behalf. My favorite would be the Barbeque flavor 'cause the weather's always nasty.

Who would ever thought it would be a freaky Saturday today? Funny: Freaky Saturday? Get it.. nah. I'm lame. I know I suck. But I did eat pizza this day (ca. this afternoon) and it tasted a bit like pepper. Hrrmm... I guess it's all in the mind. No--wait. What am I saying? IT IS IN THE MIND of the mighty beholder! Or is it just beauty?

It's all soooo tiring, my head ached. I remembered the commercial of Biogesic. Hey, I ain't no sick lady. I may look like, but not!! Man, all these thinking made me hurl.

So I just sat back and watched my guinea eat her lunch--paper shreds. Cool, eh? I wonder...

see what i mean? LOL!

go ahead... try it!!